You know what the crackhead close to my job is dancing in the midle of the street. He is not thinking about bills, politics, wars, money… he is just vibbing and cracking. I’m starting to think he is the really wise one.
Drug induced psychosis is the only sane response to capitalist culture
At most companies there’s no option. You have to do the random drug they’re testing or risk termination.
Ugh, I hate random drug tests, it is the exact same thing as the big box stuff and it always tastes like someone pissed in the cup.
I would like to delete your comment.
And this, kids, is called “setting healthy boundaries.”
Not a team player.
Then it won’t be completely random.
It took me a second to realize how I wish this is how drug tests worked!
“But, Doug, that’s one of the best ones. Don’t knock it 'till you try it.”
I laughed too damn hard to this one 😂
“Sure, ask me any questions you want. I know a lot about drugs, I do 'em all the time”
2009 meme
He said testing, not tasting you dummy!







