Maybe the us will balkanize before Russia.
I guess the american imperialist assumption is that, come hell or high water, Canada will be the 51st state, so they are already on number 52.
Big words coming from a guy looking like a molten E.T.
Go fuck yourself E.T.
"I apologise it was taken that way. I was with a group of friends and there was nothing serious about it.”
Haven’t we heard that enough by now to know that’s a pathetic, bullshit excuse? What you say with friends reveals something about you and how you think. The guy could’ve said nothing and he’d have been fine, but for some reason the idea of taking over Iceland was in his mind and for some reason he felt comfortable making light of it. If infringing on another country’s sovereignty is such a non-issue that he feels comfortable joking about it, he’s clearly not fit to be an ambassador. (Though as a Trump-appointee, it’s hardly surprising he’s not fit for the job.)
I’ve had mental health professionals use that non-apology and insist it must suffice and absolution is owed, I do not think it is going away anytime soon.
Fuck these people
I love how the party of fragile, gullible fucking idiots is the most outwardly offensive and always tries to walk back their words and actions. Own your actions and your points of views you cowardly cunts. Hopefully he forgets to take his blood pressure meds.
If “does this look infected?” was a person.
“Joke”

This Jabba the Hutt motherfucker was my rep when I used to live in that part of Missouri. He is one of the most disgusting people I’ve ever seen.
Look at that fat bastard. Just look at it!
So his excuse is people were joking about the US invading Greenland and so naturally they started joking about the US invading Iceland.
Yeah that tracks, a totally innocent comment that no one could possibly take offence to in any way. Except of course the US is threatening to invade Greenland so it’s not really a joke. More statement of future intent.
Even in current circumstances; your average Joe could perhaps pass the suggestion off as some kind of sardonic humour… but actually being the US Ambassador to Iceland and saying it? That’s either a brain-dead lack of self-awareness, a thinly veiled ‘flex’ to your Republican peers or, of course, both.
When i hear US Ambassador the first thing that comes to mind is a clown.
This guy heard “Danish” and thought “cheese or raspberry”, the fat fuck.
This oompa loompa looking motherfucker probably couldn’t even point to Iceland on a map. These backwater idiots need to just die already.
That’s insulting to Oompa Loompas. Dude is Humpty Dumpty. These guys are really on the expansionist vibe. They just rooked the Americans and they think they can con the rest of us like we don’t let our people go to actual school or something?!
I was with a group of friends and there was nothing serious about it
Nice of him to summarize his entire political decision-making framework for us.
This obese thumbheaded fuckwit should not be allowed into Iceland.
he shouldn’t be allowed in the US either.



