• Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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      13 days ago

      “Here’s the medal you were asking about!”

      “Ooh, pretty. May I look?”

      <grabs it from her hands>

      “Very nice. All the best people should have one of these.”

      “So… may I have my medal back now please?”

      “Your medal? This is my medal! I took it fair and square!”

      • Kirp123@lemmy.world
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        You think she asked for him to give it back? She probably traded it for a promise to lead Venezuela. And we all know how Trump keeps his promises.