Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
Oh, he’s saying it’s THEIR FAULT he doesn’t want peace anymore?
Have you won a Nobel? Neither have I- we both started 0 wars, and ended 0. (Score (0/0)
Henry Kissenger got his for negotiating the end of the Vietnam war- a war he had a part in begining and maintaining. Likewise with Arafat and Rabin’s 94 award for the Oslo accords- despite being partisans. (1/1) each, arguably more for kissenger, like 20/1
Well, DJ’s record proves it- hes ended 8+ wars! but as of the most recent award, had started 0, for a score of (0/8) And that didn’t get him a peace prize. Clearly the ONLY way to get a peace prize is to not only end wars, but to start wars so they can be ended.
This is an oversite on his part which he is seeking to rectify in both Venezuela and Greenland, and hes notifying the government of Norway to ensure future recognition
After all, from the committee’s perspective it makes sense; if too many people end wars they didnt start, eventually, we’ll run out of wars and then there will be no more wars for people to end, and the Nobel peace prize committee will be out of a job!
“DON’T MAKE ME HIT YOU!”
{smack}
“NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO!”
Quick someone tell him no other president in history has ever immolated themselves. We might get lucky.
If you don’t give me a peace prize I’m going to give you a reason to not give me a peace prize
I say we invent new prizes like “Biggest dick in the universe”, “Best at doing things"you do”, “Most colourful”, etc., so we can keep giving him him awards everyday for the next few decade. Just keeping busy with shinny things.
?? the Nobel prize is a Swedish prize? And he writes to a Norwegian politician about Greenland, belonging to Denmark? Did I get this right?
The peace prize is awarded by a Norwegian committee, the other prizes are awarded by Swedish committees.
Yes, but that’s the only thing that’s Norwegian, is it not?
I just don’t get why he cries to a Norwegian politician about it. He doesn’t have anything to do with it? Neither with the prize, nor with the committee and also not with Greenland.
That’s the pettiest shit I’ve ever read.
Old boy pouts loud don’t he?
The fact that any person reads this letter and thinks: “Wow, he is such a good diplomat, I am glad this man is in charge!” deeply troubles me.
This is some third grader shit.
Fucking insanity as he tries to outdo himself in being fucking outrageous EVERY DAMN DAY to the point of not only pissing off everyone, but also giving others something to be entertained about… I can only imagine the laughter coming out of Kremlin.
Norway. The country which once managed to destroy a brand-new enemy battleship with guns and torpedoes never used in decades.
I’m not sure it’s even possible for me to cringe harder at this point
Trump is such a fucking loser
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trump-letter-greenland-nobel-peace-b2903022.html
article in English, with full letter.
Thanks, had trouble finding a good English language source at the time I posted.
That sounds a lot like a manipulative abusive husband. Oh wait he literally is.
He’s acting like me when I can’t get a diplomatic win in civ 5 💀
