From what I know about smuggling, if you’re going to call yourself any kind of smuggler, after the battle of Endor, I assume this panel was filled to the top with Ewok pelts

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Pelts? Do you work for the Hudson Bay Company? Are you enamored with flannel? Grow up and sell arms like a real smuggler.

    Literally hundreds of abandoned imperial blaster rifles and light arms across the forest. A smuggler wouldn’t massacre allies to sell pelts. A smuggler would move as much merchandise into any available buyer across the galaxy. Whole AT-STs were recovered like the one Chewy and the Ewoks took.

    Jesus Christ, pelts… What a horrible idea.

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    4 hours ago

    It was probably full of reclaimed stormtroopers suits. We know the only way to have enough meat for the post-battle feast was by butchering them

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    5 hours ago

    Naaah, fill it up with weird saber-tooth deer meat. We already know that shit’s irresistible to Wookiees.