we call it “fart with gravy”
Played the trump card early.
I mean…it’s a fairly recent addition. In fact I think you may have coined it right here.
Also, I’m stealing that.
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damn, I can’t handle the Internet.
I think I did. If there’s a prior source out there, I might have heard and forgotten it though. Happy to share in either case.
Shart.
Gambled and lost.
Da kam Land mit = that came with soil
Schurz = shartFeuchter Furz - wet fart
Fart with gravy??? Oh man. Please never invite me to Thanksgiving dinner at hour house!!! At the very least my potatoes will be DRY!
“Péter au jus” for a French spin on it.
Funnily enough, Peter is the German version of Pierre.
Both names come from the same word (Petrus or Petros meaning rock). As you might expect, German “fist” and French “péter” for “fart” are distant cousins too: “pezd-” -> “fistiz” -> “vist” -> “fist” or “pezd-” -> “peditum” -> “pét” -> “péter”.
I love etymology! In terms of PIE that means that in “Peter farted five times during fisting.”, 4 words have the same root.
🥺🥺🥺
A Trump press conference
It “was a bit wet”, or “I sharted”
Wow, I didn’t know😍
Ä furz mit fransle
A fart with a fringe
The act of following through
I sharted in maths once, had to walk all the way home holding my wet trousers away from my arse. Good times!
I only sharted at home when I was sleeping. All my other stories are about peeing, unfortunately. Sometimes I just want a little warmth again😔
Fart with “land”.
Hilarious! if you don’t mind me asking, what is the country of origin?
Germany. More common in middle and northern part of the country I think.
We call it a wet fart, or say it came with the shaft
Pète-sauce (gravy fart) in Québec
they farted with splashes/droplets
(kinda, hard to translate, the original is “s-a bășit cu stropi”)
That was a wetty
