“That’s a Grammy that every artist wants — almost as much as Trump wants Greenland. Which makes sense because, since Epstein’s gone, he needs a new island to hang out with Bill Clinton. I told you, it’s my last year! What are you going to do about it?”

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    If you want to know what Trump is most guilty of, always follows who he sues over what.

    I bet his fingerprints can be found all over Epstein’s island…

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    Honestly that was a pretty funny joke. The fact that it caused such a reaction from him is the cherry on top.

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      When Obama roasted him at the press correspondents dinner, that made him run for president.

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        When he dies they should donate his body to science so they can study how someone can have such incredibly thin skin.

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          You’re not wrong. I share this article all the time, but cheetoh Hitler has never experienced any significant pushback in his life, and if he did, this is what would happen. He couldn’t just shit his pants and shut down the press conference.

          Narcissist Collapse

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    How did it work out with Kimmel? lmao

    “The Grammy Awards are the WORST, virtually unwatchable! CBS is lucky not to have this garbage litter their airwaves any longer. The host, Trevor Noah, whoever he may be, is almost as bad as Jimmy Kimmel at the Low Ratings Academy Awards. Noah said, INCORRECTLY about me, that Donald Trump and Bill Clinton spent time on Epstein Island. WRONG!!! I can’t speak for Bill, but I have never been to Epstein Island, nor anywhere close, and until tonight’s false and defamatory, statement, have never been accused being there, not even by the Fake News Media. Noah, a total loser, better get his facts straight, and get them straight fast. It looks like I’ll be sending my lawyers to sue this poor, pathetic, talentless, dope of an M.C., and suing him for plenty$. Ask Little George Slopadopolus, and others, how that all worked out. Also ask CBS! Get ready Noah, I’m going to have some fun with you! President DJT”

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      Whenever I see a person signing their posts, I’m always like, “Somebody let grandpa on the computer again.”

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          I’m sure he thinks it’s a power move. And I’m also sure he feels his ego inflate whenever he calls himself “President”.

          Overall, just continuing signs of a very weak person. A strong person doesn’t need validation and constant attention from others.

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    Did he just threaten to rape Trevor Noah? Because every time a rapist threatens to have a good time with me I don’t picture things that don’t involve rape.

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    Dang he really went there. This is great lol. His joke about Trump and Minaj in the beginning was also funny.