• hector@lemmy.today
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      5 days ago

      Is that, a real quote? I just learned that Musk at one point got a penile implant. Like a boob job but in his dick. Idk how, if it’s like silicon sacs, or if it’s like an exension or what, but the hard part of the story is not this part because it was a botched job, and he can’t keep it up now.

      That’s why he test tubes all the kids I guess. Because of his vanity, and insecurity, wanting to be more like the minority of the population with a dick the size of what he was going for, somewhere around monster sized I’m sure, he lost function of his penis for procreation and recreational activities. It must be bad if viagra doesn’t make up for it.

      Anyway he got plugs of hair implanted in his skull too, that one worked for him at least. I wonder if it’s ass hair or armpit hair or if they got he plugs from some unfortunate palestinian civilian caught in Israel’s sweeps, tortured, interrogated, then executed and organ harvested to sell to people like Elon Musk.