Boris and Ivan are chatting and Ivan says that one day he wants to go to America.
Boris sneers. “Anything they have in America we have in Russia. They have cities and we have cities. Both got mountains and beaches and farms. No difference.”
“In America you have freedom! I can stand in front of the White House and scream that Ronald Reagan is a big dummy and no one will arrest me.”
“You can do that here. Go stand in front of the Kremlin and scream Ronald Reagan is a big dummy. No one will lift a finger.”
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Boris and Ivan are chatting and Ivan says that one day he wants to go to America.
Boris sneers. “Anything they have in America we have in Russia. They have cities and we have cities. Both got mountains and beaches and farms. No difference.”
“In America you have freedom! I can stand in front of the White House and scream that Ronald Reagan is a big dummy and no one will arrest me.”
“You can do that here. Go stand in front of the Kremlin and scream Ronald Reagan is a big dummy. No one will lift a finger.”