Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.

Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.

Me: But aren’t you jealous?

Dad: laughs

I was flabbergasted, lmao.

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    Absolutely.

    A bad person for anyone to encounter, though I guess my encounter showcases a form of white privilege in that I’ve got as much melanin as mayonaise, and was raised in a fairly extreme right wing Christian religious hosuehold, so I’d ‘pass’ in a sense, and probably wouldn’t have to try too hard to not arouse such an idiot’s bigotry.

    But, to balance that out, I guess I would also have to not be openly bi or have basically any political opinions around him.

    Fortunately, turns out that even in the pretty red area I’m currently in, the main property manager and I are on good enough terms that I know one of her kids is heterononconformative, so, it could be worse.

    Glad you managed to get away with just an ignorant sermon.