Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.
Reminds me of the time I hit Ctrl h on my dad’s computer and found out he was into sbbw.
Theyve got it worse but still, you wish you could go to the grave not knowing.
RIP