• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    “I’m heading for a 2 week cruise this Christmas, where are you going?”

    going to your house to eat the food sitting around while you’re at sea.

    • Krudler@lemmy.world
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      26 minutes ago

      She buys a full $32 cut fruit platter, eats one chunk of pineapple, puts platter in fridge until it rots into slime and then has her maid discard it. She’ll buy a 12 pack of bagels, eat a quarter of ONE bagel and throw the other 11 straight into the trash.

      Really.