A woman was hospitalized after a ride down Typhoon Lagoon’s tallest water slide left her with severe vaginal lacerations and internal organ damage, according to the lawsuit.
A woman was hospitalized after a ride down Typhoon Lagoon’s tallest water slide left her with severe vaginal lacerations and internal organ damage, according to the lawsuit.
Wow, calling it a “wedgie” seriously buries the lede.
Maybe that’s why they put it in quotes. It’s only a figurative wedgie rather than a literal wedgie.
Feel like you can safely just leave it at the severe injuries bit.