Every day when I wake up, the first thing is to check my phone if that fucker’s dead yet.
I think you just explained why I do this. I thought I had just developed an addiction to the news over the past six months, but this hit me.
Matrix has you
And putin.
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- Musk
- Charles Koch
- The Ellisons
- Bezos
- Peter Thiel
- Ted Cruz
- Lindsay Graham
- Greg Abbott
- The Sacklers
- Viktor Orban
- Alexander Lukashenko
- Chuck Schumer
- George W Bush
- Dick Durbin
- Robert Pittman
- Maziar Mike Doustdar
- Darren Woods
- Tom Hanks (he knows what he’s done)
- Jacek Olczak
- Erik Prince
- Christopher T. Calio
And many many more…
Edit: not saying that I actively check all these, I’m saying that these are (mostly) other prime examples of people whose demise will likely noticeably benefit humanity as a whole.
Tom Hanks, but no Garth Brooks? The man’s a monster
He’s not important enough to be specifically named but he’s included in “and many many more” 😉
Nah, Garth Brooks is alright, but Chris Gaines is probably a serial killer.
Chris Gaines is definitely responsible for all the bodies. That’s why Garth can never remember any of it when confronted. Advanced Disillusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage
Should make bingo cards.
Without your edit I was gonna be like damn man, that’s a lot of people to be waking up each day checking to see if they died yet.
Perfect 👌
There’s definitely a list. But Trump is number one.
For me it’s him, Putin and any billionaire.
Same, friend. Same.
Why would you want to start pretty much every day with depressing news?
There will be a day when it’s not depressing.
Or if he has dropped a nuke yet.
Has he considered the ratings he’d get with a death announcement though? They’d be like no one has ever seen. Bigly.
I’ve heard of kill the messenger. Give the messenger a congressional medal of honor!!!
Except that congress isnt worth much either. Might as well be a FIFA medal of honor.
Instead of a Presidential Medal of Freedom, a medal of freedom from the president.
Maybe people around the world should celebrate his death, even though he’s alive, just so he can see how many people hate him.
Are the No Kings protests not enough?
Is there really a limit for how much hate he deserves?
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No
Demonstrably not.
That can be the theme of the next No Kings protest. I bet we crack 10 million people for that.
Watch that asshole make an appearance tomorrow and his idiot followers will call it proof that he is the Second Coming of Christ…
I still don’t get how they don’t see the Antichrist comparisons. Though their Bible—which they know fuck all about—covers the Antichrist idiots being easily deceived too.
I actually have a theory about that. Regardless of whether you believe that the Bible is divinely inspired or not, clearly its authors knew a lot about human nature.
Humans haven’t changed much in 2000 years. Narcissistic assholes existed then, they exist today. Some scholars think that the authors were really describing Emperor Nero. It’s not a stretch to think that a description of Nero back then might sound a lot like Trump today.
Wouldn’t be surprised. Much of the Bible is just straight up plagiarised from Mesopotamian culture and stories. Why stop the slapdash there? May as well add in a “Fuck the Romans” bit and pair them to one of the
monstersbeasts.
There’s a segment of Christianity that thinks someone like Trump will bring about the rapture so they support him fully.
Yeah, they’re full blown “the End Times are nigh, and we’ll all be raptured to heaven if we help it along” level crazies, but they vote like clockwork.
Fundamentalist and Evangelicals struggle with reading comprehension and long-term retention.
Its nice to know that he must make an appearance tomorrow or rumors of his demise will tank the economy further. Since its easter the president must make an appearance.
Are you sure it would tank? It might get a hefty boost…
Please no. Ugh, he’s gonna do it, isn’t he. Why are all of his actions so on the nose and tacky?
Because he doesn’t know any better. He is, truly and actually, one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever failson his way into a position of power, and this is backed up by testimony of his teachers.
An 8 year old child, or even ChatGPT, can reliably predict his actions in advance because he really is actually that simple. He has specific reactions to specific stimuli that can always be gamed because they’re always the same. Guy operates like one of the ghosts in Pac-Man. If you know how his actions are wired you can lead him by the nose down whatever path you want.
His investors and handlers know this and use it to push their agendas. Everyone else makes the mistake of trying to speak at him like he’s a sapient creature, and that fails to get results because he doesn’t operate like a sapient creature does.
I know it’s probably not gonna happen but man oh man…
would be a shame if he dies before going to a trial for all his past and present crimes
We don’t have to let that stop us
We can size the estate and hold all collaborators to justice, like they do with RICO
Size that thing!
We should treat him like an Egyptian pharoah, and entomb him with all of his cabinet members.
That’s too dignified, make a corpse circle like that one ancient site in Germany.
It would be super funny if Trump was alive for the denial of his death, but then died immediately after.
There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office.
If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.
But pleeeeeaaaaase don’t be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.
Given how truthful the White House press secretaries have been under Trump, that means he’s dead. YAY!
Keep in mind that the Daily Mirror is a dubiously reliable British tabloid and extremely eager to sensationalize any crumbs they can get. Also keep in mind that baseless social media rumors are extremely easy to start when people want them to be true.
In this case, “forced to deny US president death and hospital rumors” means (per their own article):
Trump’s personal spokesman, Steven Cheung, posted on X: “There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him.”
It would be actually hilarious if this antichrist-type dies on Easter weekend, but I don’t have my hopes up more than any other day.
I want to believe
Bah. You’ll know he’s actually dead when it shows up on Polymarket.
Nobody likes a corpse tease.
Quit with this Weekend at Bernie’s crap. Just die, please. Lots of real estate for you in Hell.
JD Vance smothered him with a couch cushion.
I think his thing is to smother the cushions.
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If Trump dies, Vance takes over and he might be even worse. The point is to oppose the system that created Trump, not this particular figurehead, which can always be replaced.
Vance doesn’t have a grip on this idiot minions like Trump does. I also think Russia gave Trump a bunch of dirt on GOP members which he has been more than willing to exploit. I can’t honestly think of any other reason they bend over and take his bullshit.
Vance is an asshole, and probably a little evil, but he’s also a huge wimp. People will steamroll right over him.
I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.
MAGA, yes, but the disease that caused it all will still fester.
I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.
I wish I shared your optimism. It won’t, but time will tell with certainty.
Yeah, nobody is out there ready to cover their mobility scooters in Vance merch.
Vance is Peter Thiel’s boy. Who doesn’t Thiel have dirt on?
Vance is a bitdh though. Unloved. That is our chance to take the country back. Oh right, you guys are letting establishment dems run the opposition. huh. enjoy hell dumbshits.
The dictator and criminal is US imperialism and all of the mini-imperialist countries. The system that demands the type of behavior, and that causes the world to suffer remains fully in tact after this figurehead who is a particularly distasteful ruler is no longer. This isn’t just a Trump problem….as terrible as he is.
Never let perfection be the enemy of good. Yes, the disappearance of Trump wouldn’t be a permanent solution forever of the US fascism. But an improvement is an improvement. A fight for freedom and justice is eternal, there will always be a new shit head trying to drag nations into authoritarian fascism. The point is that we keep pushing for change.
Evil greatest ally is apathy.
You’re telling Rosa Luxemburg’s ghost we need to keep pushing for change?
Time to watch him rant after having five gills of meth injected into his body. Again.
Happy Easter?!
