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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 13 days ago
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  • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
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    12 days ago

    Gasoline is a central nervous system destroyer. Never siphon gas this way.

    Also, nice tits.

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If it’s going to be a skill issue just use this

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        She looks like she has the skills.

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          Fuck I wish my hose had gas at the end of it that I can offer up.

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        You can also shove the tube almost all the way into the tank, cover the end with your thumb, and then pull it out a foot or so, and start the siphon that way. Assuming the tank is relatively full, that is.

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        Also great for enhancing your size, fellas.

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      I’ve been wondering if putting most of the tube in the tank and then covering up the hole with your thumb would be adequate in pulling up liquid to begin the siphon process.

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        It is, if the tank is full enough.

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      Agreed. It’s much safer and less conspicuous to produce negative pressure in your rectum

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