Image of a news headline with a photo of Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak toasting pints of beer in a pub. Headline reads:
“Boris Johnson says people should work in-person again because when he works from home he gets distracted by cheese.”
“When I work…” Bozo Boris is lying yet again.
Exactly. Implies he actually does any work at all
Stupid sexy cheddar won’t leave me alone
People don’t seem to understand Boris is trying to fool search engines with these articles.
When searching for “Boris Johnson cheese” you used to get articles about his illegal cheese and wine party during the pandemic. Now you get articles like this.
Whenever you see an absurd Boris Johnson article, he’s trying to push down some other story on Google.
Yeah, same with the £300 million to the NHS on the side of a bus. He then did some bizarre interview talking about how he makes model buses out of old boxes in his free time.
Is ‘cheese’ a slang at Eton for pussy?
Maybe one of his kids?
He just like me fr fr
Boris Johnson during a remote meeting:
Thanks for the laughs 😀
No problem. Always happy to share classic Studio C when the time is right.
This is how the elite sees the rest of us: brain dead morons that must be held to task and controlled or they will fuck off.
Absolutely disgusting seeing how the only people able to fuck off and do fuck all are said abusers of capitalism
Absolutely no self-respecting Londoner is accepting those pints without asking for a top-up.
ETA: Just realized this is at Fourpure, likely when they did that stupid photo op holding empty 30L kegs to celebrate passing duty relief for beer sold in 40L packaging or greater.
They might do it outside of a photo op, but beer with a head photographs better. Plus, imagine the optics. “Greedy, drunken politicians throw a hissy fit over a scant pour during a photo op.”
What a ding bat
That’s from a year and a half ago.
Yeah, I also checked the date first and I think that makes it worse because that’s a statement he made when he was still the Prime Minister.
Cheese and lard.
OK, Wallace
Tbf same, but people should be free to get paid to eat cheese if they wish. Fuckin’ love cheese.
Sunak doesnt drink alcohol.
Not all pints are alcoholic