They’ve just landed after jumping the wheelchair off a ramp. Obvious, when you think about it…

Now now, there’s no need to be so evil!!

Start up your Bluetooth speaker. (Buy one if you haven’t got one. It doesn’t have to be good, just loud.)
Ramp it up to 11.
Start the most annoying obnoxious sound you have, (that you have already downloaded).
Stand next to the person playing the shitty music and aim the speaker at then.
When they complain about your annoying noise you reply, “You started it.”

Now concentrate this time, Dougal.
These cows are small, but those…those are far away…
Small, far away.

You wouldn’t steal a baby.
You wouldn’t shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet.
You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet.
And then send it to the policeman’s grieving widow…

Awh, I like stick pics. The girthier, the better…

I’ve got a book about the history of trains, but I’ve not seen anything about this. Any idea what I’m doing wrong?

I’m English and my perspective is UK is both normal and fancy.
Aussie is wildcard.
US is just there because OP felt it needed to be involved for some reason.

No, you come from the land of plenty.

Show me your large PP, and I mean NOW!!

I did.
It’s basically a triangle that the victims were made to sit on sharpest angle. The torturers would then add weights to their legs.

“When I work…” Bozo Boris is lying yet again.

Them- “btw, you’ve pronounced that word incorrectly.”
You- “THAT’S RACIST. You are full of hate and ignorance!”