Image of a ‘Daily Mail’ news headline, which reads:
“Coronavirus simulation shows a single cough can spread Germans across two supermarket aisles.”
A render of several supermarket aisles from a birds-eye-view is attached, which small coloured dots in the air representing germs.
Reddit/Lemmy simulation shows a single mention of Germany can spread germans across a whole Kommentarsektion
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Another symptom of German spreading is multiple postings of fish memes in international communities instead of being limited to ich_iel.
Mmmm… Fischmemen.
I honestly wonder why I didn’t see a single Störganoff 🤷
It’s called a Blitzsneeze.
You only have to worry about the Germans if they’re the AfD strain
It’s not a concern as long as they don’t spread from the aisles into Poland
Ich_ill :(
Germans spread through the use of towels
The allies really could have used this intel during WWII
Americans get up early, cover France in towels.
Checkmate.
Who coughed in this comment section?
Nobody, it was from the next tread.
Achoo! Gesundheit.
This is distörbing.
Scheisse.
Germans tend to be pretty heavy build too, pretty severe impact damage. Take cover.
Yes, I saw a German, in the first appearance of Corona, jumping over a shelf, because someone nearby was coughing.
Why is this an issue? They’ve never caused any problems before
During Covid they were talking about letting people back on planes if everyone wore a mask. I told a friend that’s ridiculous, the total volume of air will be filled with corona virus, the mask doesn’t stop the virus it just projects the virus upwards.
Friend lost his shit. Called me a science denier and legitimately thought I was a right wing lunatic. The guy is a Staff software engineer at Meta. We rarely talk anymore which is too bad but also maybe for the best.
Well I mean they are everywhere…
Aaa actung!
