This mother fucker thinks he’s smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let’s see it. Send Trump’s ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!
Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?
Just have it keep going in one direction until it runs out of fuel
The other astronauts sacrifice will be one of the greatest goods anyone could do.
Those poor chimps…well, someone’s gotta know how to operate the thing.
“…But it was revealed that an 8-year old boy was also placed on board by mistake. And is now trapped alone in space with Donald Trump.”
“…This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
space alone 1.
why doesnt musk or BEzo give him a space tour in thier penis rockets.
The penis rocket doesn’t reach anything like escape velocity though does it? More like a rough elevator ride or fancy roller coaster.
Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑🍳💋
I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.
Why waste a rocket to literally shoot him to death when we have a nation full of guns with non-existent background checks?
Small price to pay to get rid of him and move on.
Shooting him would be enough.
He’s right. We should try it.
I would love to see what happens to 40 BMI at 4G.
Just be sure to double bag him so his shit doesn’t leak. The crew doesn’t deserve that.
Crew? Only dear leader deserves to be the first man to walk on the Sun.
As funny as it would be to launch him into the sun, that’s not the best option.
It would be WAY funnier for him to directly suffer the consequences of his demands. Imagine the headlines.
“Trump Skips Health Checks For Space Travel, Dies On Liftoff”
You think that’s good? Wait till you see 40 BMI at 0G and 80 years.
Edit: all those skin flaps…
For science
Right this way into the cargo bay, sir
Cool, lets send you on a very important mission to investigate the surface of the Sun.
You know what? Let’s shoot the fucker into space. No shit. Honest to god. Tell him he’s super smart and flying the thing would be child’s play for him. Tell him he can do it himself, and it’s an incredible and incredibly rare experience - a club that numbers just barely into the triple digits. Oh, no, of course you don’t need any training, because it should be very intuitive to someone of your intelligence, sir!
And then we watch.
😊
Meanwhile, this dumbass has been cutting funding for science.
Asshole.
Prove it
he would likely have a heart attack if is put in the test centrifuges.
I don’t see the problem here
Test centrifuge?
Obviously he’s ready to go. Put a gold toilet on top of a falcon 9 and light the fucker
Heart attack? He’d be a blood stain like he was on the boys.
This seems like a desirable outcome to me
That cunt would stink up the place with his fucking diaper.
Why would they go?
Politics, statesmanship, moral superiority and a sense of citizenry.
All means nothing when it comes from meeting a Nazi.
did they burst out laughing?
It’d be hard to laugh after being insulted that bad.
Trump in space…hmmm
Diaper Donny in zero gravity
I’m minded to think of two lines from Alien.
In space, no one can hear you scream
Final report: The Nostromo, third officer Ellen Ripley, hypersleep…
