CaptainMan251@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThose dated fundie religious people, what was the most ridiculous thing you heard them say about intimacy?message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down13
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareThose dated fundie religious people, what was the most ridiculous thing you heard them say about intimacy?CaptainMan251@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-22 days agoSex the night I met her -> no problem Sex with the window open for all to hear and see -> no problem Me saying “god damn you’re hot” -> HUGE PROBLEM
minus-squareTedesche@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoSo, which commandment did you break: using the Lord’s name in vain or bearing false witness?
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoThe former; she was devilishly hot 😊
minus-squareTedesche@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoDevilishly so, you say? I think I found your problem, you twice-damned bastard. 😝
Sex the night I met her -> no problem
Sex with the window open for all to hear and see -> no problem
Me saying “god damn you’re hot” -> HUGE PROBLEM
So, which commandment did you break: using the Lord’s name in vain or bearing false witness?
The former; she was devilishly hot 😊
Devilishly so, you say? I think I found your problem, you twice-damned bastard. 😝