• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “We don’t want singers with no talent, but big fees to put you to sleep — we’ve told them all to stay home,” Trump crowed.

    Then why did you hire them in the first place xD For fuck sake, you’re such a sore loser. People don’t want to be affiliated with you because you’re a crooked fascist pedo and you attack them on their looks, intelligence and or skills. Such toddler behavior. “mommyyyyy! Timmy doesn’t want to come to my party! Hey Timmy, you’re stupid and I’m going to tell everyone how stupid you are! And I’m going to have a party all by myself instead. It’s going to be the best party in the entire world.” Sure Donny, go play with your toys.

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    I hope various groups and organizations are organizing an alternative event, with all the best artists and food and speakers, and blackjack and hookers. And millions of people attend or tune into that. It would be hilarious to see it completely eclipse this disaster that Trump is pushing.

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    He is promising… “a Rally to end all Rallies!”

    Can we hold him to that?

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      Oh, yay. Another “attempted assassination”… great. My only hope is they pull another Four Seasons and get some guy named Epstein to be the shooter.

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    Is he going to order the military to attend so the venue doesn’t look empty? Or will it be public money spent on seat-fillers?

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      Aren’t we to the point that they could just use cardboard cutouts and then have their conservative media show slow pans across the crowd showing flat, motionless, glossy faces - commenting on how lively everyone there is, how they all look so excided and are cheering for the president.

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      Right!? Poor guy’s probably just sitting on his couch thinking, “what about meeee?” Plus, the obvious TV op of an Army helicopter dropping him off at the venue to open his set! Such an easy opportunity to own the libs, and they went with Lee Fucking Greenwood!?

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    “We don’t want singers with no talent”.

    TIL that according to the highest official representatives of the United States, there is not a single talented musician in the United States.

    It’s a shame, and it would have been a good concert. The blame lies on the untalented musicians who have no talent, if they had talent there would have been a concert with talented musicians.

    But fortunately for all American patriots, the president with the highest scores on a cognitive test will deliver a consistent speech full of patriotic, Christian and capitalist values ​​for several hours.

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    Fun fact about Lee Greenwood: he recorded an alternative version of his biggest hit, “God Bless the USA” where he just swapped out all the references. It’s called “God Bless You, Canada”. Dude is such a hack.

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    Donald Trump, Starring Donald Trump, feat. Donald Trump, guest artist Donald Trump, also starring Donald Trump, key grip Donald Trump, makeup artist Donald Trump

    It’s gonna be a veritable Trumpavaganza!

    Can’t wait.

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    You’d have to be a total idiot at this point to attend such a thing.

    I hope we can get everyone’s name that attends this. Kind of like finding out someone that was at the J6 terrorist event.