“But what about my new iPhone and the next season of Real Housewives?!” - a disturbingly large portion of America

Unless Tony Gilroy is the showrunner

It’s only breaking where poor people live

It’s all evil now

Because everyone wants Israeli money and doesn’t really care about brown people

I wanna see Hillary in her pink pantsuit smash through the window in the oval office and eat him.

We are all losing.

Your wife is much happier with me now and the children are already calling me dad. It’s time to move on.

My job. It’s dull and I do the least amount of work possible. It makes people jealous or think I’m lazy. I just don’t care.

Silencio Bruno!

Starfield. I tried it on a more recent update and it was just boring. There was no point to exploring because outposts were useless and space combat was trivial. Just an overall boring game

Mods and cheats all day long.

My experience was the opposite (hated the gameplay, loved the lore). I couldn’t finish it because every fight was a lopsided slog and nonstop environmental hazards made exploring annoying as fuck.

But, what if I am a bot and don’t know it?

The problem is most of us still have too much to lose

Just listened to that piece of shit Burchett from TN talking about evil Muslims and demonic leaders. The GOP is a death cult of morons

Butt plug phone?

Police: Uh, no

The ol’ Simon Says Laws.

They’ll drop the charges. It’s about sending a message.