• TheMongoose@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    WHAT! Is your name?

    WHAT! Is your quest?

    WHERE! Is my breakfast, Karen? I jumped on your bed an hour ago.

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      WHAT is the average air speed velocity of this glass flying off of your nightstand?

  • at_an_angle@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    Is it not so that thou art new? Thou fared well to find me. But cometh thee not for the grave of Sir Artorias? My advice true, forget this! The legend of Artorias art none but a fabrication. Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale. Have thine own respect, go not yonder knocking for nothing, I say!