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minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·1 month agoInstructions unclear, dated attractive co-worker in 2007. She farted on our first date, loud enough to be heard over the music and loud drunks at a steakhouse. We’ve been married 17 years.
minus-squareegregiousRac@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-21 month agoMy coworker is also very attractive. We’ve been in various stages of relationship since highschool and were engaged before she got hired, however. Edit: She would like the Internet to know that I woo’d her with compliments about her puke-green eyes.
minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoI was boutta say put a ring on her but seems you were 17 years early to my idea
minus-squareEvasiveSpecies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoA love story for the ages but unironically.
Instructions unclear, dated attractive co-worker in 2007. She farted on our first date, loud enough to be heard over the music and loud drunks at a steakhouse.
We’ve been married 17 years.
My coworker is also very attractive. We’ve been in various stages of relationship since highschool and were engaged before she got hired, however.
Edit: She would like the Internet to know that I woo’d her with compliments about her puke-green eyes.
Beautiful puke-green eyes.
I was boutta say put a ring on her but seems you were 17 years early to my idea
A love story for the ages but unironically.