Me when my inventory is 95% filled with water.
Time to make some agua de pepino.
My brother and I have been calling it that ever since Oblivion came out.
something’s not quite right…
This is a really good shop honestly
Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is this “don’t buy too much cucumbers, you don’t need then”-awareness month? Asking for a friend
This is “you are an absolute fool for planting that second cucumber plant” month.
Thanks, I finally feel seen. I mean, my friend does
just make pickles by the barrel
…and me sitting over here unencumbered…
One of my Baldur’s Gate parties once came dangerously close to breaking up because of this exact pun lmao
Why would you put the items that can be picked up there, if you don’t want me to pick them all up? Who understands games man…
Or am I undercucumbered?
How many are rotting in your fridge right now?







