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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

I'd watch the shit out of that

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I'd watch the shit out of that

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    OK let’s taste… This cocaine is shit, Pablo! The gasoline is not completely evaporated and there’s far too much powder milk cut into it!

    Let’s see your lab! Come on! Oh my God I can’t believe it. Open this barrel, open it now!

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      THIS COCA IS FUCKIN RAW!!!

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        YOU PLUCKED THE WRONG FUCKING COCA LEAVES, YOU NEED TO PLUCK THE MORE QUALITY LEAVES!

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    Gordon Ramsay on cocaine is every other show he’s ever done.

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      Would explain why they chose him to host the show tbh 🤷🏻

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        Subject expert.

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      Im yet to.see a clean great chef. They get too tired. I like my chefs full of cocaine

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    You’ve heard of Cocaine Bear, now get ready for Cocaine Chef!

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      That’s just a regular chef

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldM
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      So, The Bear.

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        We’ve come full circle.

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        Richie said no cocaine.

        I have a joint in the car.

        Now that’s what I’m talking about!

        It sends a wrong impression because the show is 100% not entirely about that (it might be a little bit about that, but also about all the different ways obsessions and insecurities kill ambitions), but that one scene was so weird and funny in an awkward out of place but somehow not surprising kind of way.

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    I was gunna say, you ever seen this man make chicken stock??? No way hes not on cocaine. This is a normal day for him. Gobless.

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    Cocaine is always in the kitchen (staff).

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      Yeah, If you’ve watched any of Gordon Ramsay’s shows you’ve probably seen Gordon Ramsay on cocaine. Always energetic, easily angered… hmmmm.

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        He quite famously is very anti-drug due to his brother being a heroin addict, his father dying from alcohol abuse, and another very close friend dying of an overdose.

        That was part of the inspiration for this show. The rampant cocaine usage in the kitchen industry, and his personal experiences with addicts.

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          Lindsay Graham was famously very anti-gay, but he still took it in the ass.

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            I could see Gordon being more unmedicated ADHD because of his stance on drugs.

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        Restaurant work is grueling. Been there, glad my kid chose another (also but not as) grueling track.

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    Can you use cocaine as a gravy thickener?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Only one way to find out!

    • Wren@lemmy.today
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      No. It’s not great for flavour, either. It’s better as a digestif so it doesn’t ruin the palate, and because it’s often cut with baby laxatives.

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        Thank you for doing the science for us. O7

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    theyknew

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    Why can’t AI do something cool and fabricate the hypothetical gonzo “Gordon Ramsey on Cocaine” show that we all want to see?

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    I suspect we’ve seen that without even knowing.

    All TV chefs seem to have coke energy.

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      And most other chefs, probably.

      The restaurant business is pretty damn high energy and demanding and by the time they make it to chef, they’ll be earning enough to afford a whole bunch of nose candy 🤷🏻

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    You think beef wellington built this house?

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    I watched part of that, or at least a different cocaine series he did, and it’s actually pretty interesting.

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    we all know he is always on cocaine.

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    Gordon Ramsay is a piece of shit, fuck that guy.

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