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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 19 days ago

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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 19 days ago
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  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    It’s too dangerous to pull it out. Just drink some water and swallow it.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      19 days ago

      Yeah, what would Shrek do

  • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Skill Skull issue.

  • NABDad@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    But, if you can’t put it in your mouth, where can you put it?

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      • Strider@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        I was bored.

      • perishthethought@piefed.social
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        19 days ago

        Haha, the perfect setup

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      Into the socket it belongs.

  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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    Side note, never put one up your ass. Ask er people why. If you do, go to the hospital and do the walk of shame. Do not remove yourself.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      I disagree with doing the Walk of Shame. That has got to hurt like hell and they have these chairs with these wheelie dealies on them. Do the, uh, Spin of Scandal? Yeah that’s a thing

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Practice with a plastic one first then you can move onto glass.

  • otacon239@lemmy.world
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    Instructions too clear - Lightbulb stuck in mouth

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    19 days ago

    Don’t stick beans up your nose

    • rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
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      I’ve picked Lego bricks out of my kids nose with tweezers. Twice.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Lego bricks have tweezable surfaces not every bean does.

    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
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      One time i put m&ms up my nose, where they stayed for several minutes until my dad panicked thinking i was having a nose bleed.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      19 days ago

      Make me

    • perishthethought@piefed.social
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      19 days ago

      What about moths?

  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    I want to make one out of sugar

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      Someone breaks into your house and you eat a fucking lightbulb to assert dominance.

      • Janx@piefed.social
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        I wouldn’t rob that house if I had the largest gang with me! (The police department)

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        That… Sugar glass is not that hard to make. It’s sound different tho

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    just eat it. I used to eat light bulbs as a party trick and

    • hexabs@lemmy.world
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      … and what?

      Did all the deffered damage collectively obliterate you mid-sentence?

  • reparæi [he/any]@lemmy.ml
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    So this is what we call an infohazard huh?

  • Econode@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Mhhhhuuummhhheeeemmmphhppmmmmaaaa

  • thefrozenorth@sh.itjust.works
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    18 days ago

    Your mouth is not the message here. People have inserted light bulbs anally. Please don’t do this.

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