I’m so white that ghosts consider me pale, but I’ve never eaten food at a restaurant that’s too spicy for me, and it annoys me every time I try a new place and I ask for “level 5 spicy” or whatever they call it on the menu and they’re like “Okay - we start you out with a 2”.
I know what I’m about. I want to burp in 2 hours and have my tongue start burning. Later this evening, I want to regret my life choices on the toilet.
I’m so white that ghosts consider me pale, but I’ve never eaten food at a restaurant that’s too spicy for me, and it annoys me every time I try a new place and I ask for “level 5 spicy” or whatever they call it on the menu and they’re like “Okay - we start you out with a 2”.
I know what I’m about. I want to burp in 2 hours and have my tongue start burning. Later this evening, I want to regret my life choices on the toilet.