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If humanity just chilled, imagine what life could be
You know what I’m saying? If everyone agreed to live as one huge ass village in the galaxy, and just shared the vast resources we have on this planet. Life would be such bliss for everyone.
Yeah, and then there’s the follow-up thought that goes, oh yeah, I guess I’m actually privileged to be in this group of people.
Yeah the stark reminder that at any point you could choose not to live like this, it’s just your quality of life would suffer.
I want to tie a cinder block to my foot and jump off a bridge. I’ll bet some asshole made an acronym for that too.
First job I’ve ever had that didn’t involve being at heights in winter, or dealing with poo (animal,human) or both.
I’m not a fan of the slide shows, but I also didn’t like hustling homeless people smoking crack in the toilet stalls or dragging wire through crusty old crawl spaces filled with dead animals. “Okay lady, your oven should work now without blowing a breaker, also, you had a whole family of raccoons, now you have what I guess they’d call a crypt.”.
Well now I’m depressed
Good news.
The latest newsletter has a QR code where you can get free counseling from a new (presumably AI-based) partner.
It’s okay, it only lasts about 40 years.
The window is over there, but they’re permanently sealed, after…The Incident.
That’s a great chance to practice disassociation.
I’m gonna need to have those TPS reports on my desk by Saturday, M’kay?
Lanyards? What the fuck is this referencing?
In a lot of companies you get your identification or door access knob on a lanyard.
Conventions, trade shows, insert large format corporate meeting here.
But he’s clearly not in a room full of adults wearing matching lanyards discussing a PowerPoint presentation that will be forgotten by Tuesday. He’s laying in bed with his front-facing camera capturing himself from the least flattering angle possible.
am i the only person who never has these types of meetings?
This could have been an email, that AI could have read and responded to, without bothering me about it.
