Just pull your pants up. Women have a pussy in their pants everyday, and they’re doing alright! You’ll be fine!

Trouser-meowser

“These are my pants meow.”

One of my cats hops into my wife’s pants anytime she goes pee. It’s equally adorable and strange.

“…I don’t own a cat.”

Best get comfy, she feels a nap comin’ on.

your cat seems to agree that the floor is dirty!

Last time I let my cat do that she smeared shit in my pants

Nothing like cat hair in your ball park.

Tiles cold. Pants warm