BlonksClown@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 hours agoYou're 17 and at a house party. You shit your pants. What do you do?message-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareYou're 17 and at a house party. You shit your pants. What do you do?BlonksClown@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 hours agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSteve@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoI would have stole the cushion tbh
minus-squarebluesheep@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoNgl that would’ve been the better choice Steal the cushion, wash it at home, bring it back pretending it was some kind of weird drunk prank, no one would be the wiser
minus-squareSteve@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoI mean, if bro returned my cushion all fresh and clean and apologized for shitting on it I’d be like damn this motherfucker is responsible
I would have stole the cushion tbh
Ngl that would’ve been the better choice
Steal the cushion, wash it at home, bring it back pretending it was some kind of weird drunk prank, no one would be the wiser
I mean, if bro returned my cushion all fresh and clean and apologized for shitting on it I’d be like damn this motherfucker is responsible