September is the beginning of spooky season and it is the best goddamned season, shove that holly jolly bullshit right back up your ass until after Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving won’t survive another generation, two at most. November will be split up the middle between Halloween and Christmas. Halloween will also claim August, Christmas will expand through January and into February, merging with Valentine’s.
September is the beginning of spooky season and it is the best goddamned season, shove that holly jolly bullshit right back up your ass until after Thanksgiving
The War on Christmas must not end until Christmas withdraws to the internationally recognized borders of December.
Fight the Claus!
Happy Samhain!
Spooky yo shit up!
Halloween claims September and October
Christmas claims November and December
Thanksgiving won’t survive another generation, two at most. November will be split up the middle between Halloween and Christmas. Halloween will also claim August, Christmas will expand through January and into February, merging with Valentine’s.