pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoGod has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down11
arrow-up138arrow-down1imageGod has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾sh.itjust.workspastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoWhich high up in their church needed a transfusion?
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoOh, don’t be so cynical. Maybe one of their elders bought a blood bank.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYeah, but then they would come up with some internal blessing requirement for donated blood to ensure it stays in network.
Which high up in their church needed a transfusion?
Oh, don’t be so cynical. Maybe one of their elders bought a blood bank.
Yeah, but then they would come up with some internal blessing requirement for donated blood to ensure it stays in network.