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Just put the kale in her butt like a tail.
While that isn’t how digestion works, I enjoy the concept of “I’ve never played Russian Roulette, but I’ve been the gun.”
Can you believe this shit?
If you don’t know how to take an hour to prep your ass in the shower, then I just don’t believe you actually have that much anal sex.
An hour?! Bottoms really be power washing their buttholes that long?
What if I told you, that you wash the butthole from the inside!
Half of the time is to wait and make sure it’s all out of there.
I prefer my anal sex to be a surprise.
