I had to rush my cat to the emergency vet because he ate a small dried starfish and it got stuck in his throat.
Don’t discount the stupidity of cats.

I hate to tell you this, but I think that’s a Gremlin.
That would explain a LOT…
Please don’t get wet
rexes are something else!
When I was little we had two devon rexes, both were the most bumblig idiot cats i’ve ever met <3
Listen, you. I don’t come to Lemmy for jumpscares!
Damn, I have a photo of one of my kittens when he was like a month old. He was like 60% ears. I wish I could find it.
If i had a cat that expensive (and handsome) I wouldn’t even feel bad about the emergency vet bill
The emergency vet was great, they reached right in with forceps and pulled it out in about 10 seconds. They didn’t even charge us for it.
Lucky! I’m glad it all worked out!
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Had to have out cat put down yesterday, after weeks of vet visits. I’d say the joke is accurate only in certain circumstances. Glad your baby is doing okay now. Hug 'em tight.
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Another botched attempt to steal Christmas?
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I hate to take my cat the emergency vet a couple months ago, he wouldnt sleep then was complaining very loudly abd was clearly in pain and something was wrong.
So got him in an Uber, rushed him to the very expensive emergency out of hours very at 2am, turns out he was just constipated and the stress from the car ride had already made him shit.
My old childhood cat was very lethargic, on her last legs, barely moving, and not eating, so my parents rushed her to the vets on a Saturday.
Conclusion, sore throat.
Medication, cat painkiller.Now she’s fine.
My pup was shivering, upset, very in pain. Got him to the vet. He was howling, making noises I’ve never heard him make before. I literally thought he was dying.
Turns out he had gas. Vet had us pick up baby gasx. One big poop later and he was fine.
Beagle?
Elderly chihuahua/yorkie mix
Oh that makes even more sense
Cats are glass cannon rage monsters while dogs are tanky.
Depends on the dog. Boxers for instance reach a certain (relatively young, for most dogs) age and just… break down, at a genetic level. Cancer everywhere.
My sister is on her third boxer. I don’t know how she does it considering they rarely make it past ten years.
Ten years is fantastic for a boxer (and probably a fortune in vet visits); if I recall correctly they start breaking down at around 6 or 7 years old.
It’s tragic, because other than that they’re great dogs for children.
I’ve been home for the last few months so I see my cats a lot more. My vet was very impressed at my last appointment when she was concerned my cat lost weight. I’m like yeah, this bitch has been spitting out her thyroid pills when my bf gives them to her. I noticed because she was going pee more, screaming for food more, sleeping more, and her fur wasn’t soft like normal.
Vet was shocked I was that observant. She’s going to be shocked in a few weeks at the other one’s appointment because I think he’s ready for some Kitty drugs now too. No one else has noticed but I’ve seen the up tick in stretching, the longer calculations before a jump, the occasionally avoiding the litter box, and him occasionally tripping over his back feet. I’m about to have 2 cats costing me $80/m in arthritis shots 🙃
A shorter sided litter box is on my to do list today.
I feel like it’s just harder to observe the cats generally, at least mine. He’s asleep somewhere from like 8am to 4pm. He’ll change positions throughout the day and then nap somewhere else. Then he relaxss from 4-9pm, with a break for dinner, of course. Around 1-5am is when he thrives.
My mother’s cat had hyperthyroidism and she gave her the medicine in her ears. Rubbed it in, absorbed through the skin was much easier than pills. Usually.
Yes we’re switching to a liquid. My last vet just gave me a year supply because I was moving States so we’re almost through it lol.
I know what you mean with the arthritis shots. Mine started his a few years ago at 3.5 years old, and developed a couple of chronic digestive issues that led to $ at the vet and pet store. The fucker is expensive, but worth every penny.
One of mine is 20 the other nearly 18. I can’t complain too much because they were very cheap cats until about 3 years ago when they both had to get on medications. Even then, they’re fairly cheap meds until this monthly shot lol.
Hyperthyroidism? If you haven’t looked into it, ask your vet about radioactive iodine therapy. I’ve put two cats through it with great success. If her thyroid is broken the hypo direction I have nothing to offer but condolences, getting cats to take their meds can be a real pill.
Ohh I’ll look into this thank you.
Except sometimes it’s, Peanut Butter cup jr caught a bee and now her paw looks like a boxing glove.
This rings so true. With cats it is almost always the tiny change that gives it away, like eating a little less or sleeping in a different spot, while a dog will usually make it pretty obvious something is wrong. I think that is why cat owners end up watching every little habit so closely.
It’s because cat owners have to be more attentive of the cat. Dogs are the attentive ones in that relationship.
This is so not representative of me.
was it one of those 6v bricks?
Group 31 12v AGM deep cycle.
The problem is that you accidentally got a whale as a pet instead. Common mistake.
Guess that explains why he’d only go on road trips with me when I’m driving the Ferd Fteenthousand.
NSFW-ish due to a few seconds showing textbook-style illustrations of male genitalia (slightly modified). SFW if W stands for whale though.
I always make sure that my videos are safe for whales.
Dang, Trucktober is almost over and I hadn’t re-watched this yet!
oh boy, can’t wait for next Truckuary!
I used to have a dog who would eat anything. Except chili pepper, as she eventually learned.
Scissors, though? Totally food.
As a both cat and dog lover:
The cat part mostly is right. But for dogs…
Well, thinking about it, it’s honestly mostly the same. You pay them a lot of attention, so you notice when something is off, often before you can even recognize what is off.
It’s not about the pet–it’s about the pet owner.
Cats are usually better about hiding shit, though.
Cat 100%
My cat limped one day, limped less the second, slept for an entire third day, presumably in pain, then was fully ok the fourth
Lil’ dude played mind games with my wallet that whole week
Don’t you have health insurance for your cat?
I don’t have insurance for myself
But I’m glad you asked, cause I assumed I wouldn’t be able to afford it. And, funny thing is it looks like I can afford it for the cat but not for myself! That’ll be funny
Get some insurance for your cat
Not even remotely accurate: he’d be Mr Peanut Butter Cup Jr.
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