• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    THIS HALLOWEEN…(tires screech)…TRUCKS NEED TO MOVE 500 TONS OF CANDY…(“We got the goods”)…ACROSS THE BORDER…(police sirens)…OR EXPLODE…TRUCK OR TREAT…(Vin Diesel: I hate candy corn)