Hmmm, that would be spectacular, but mercifully quick.
Perhaps we could put them in a carbon fiber submersible and cycle it between the ocean floor and back until it delaminates. That way the evemt is still quick, but they’ll first endure hours of anticipation.
Now there’s a summarial execution I wouldn’t mibd catching the livestream of
Decapitation by flying Tesla?
Hmmm, that would be spectacular, but mercifully quick.
Perhaps we could put them in a carbon fiber submersible and cycle it between the ocean floor and back until it delaminates. That way the evemt is still quick, but they’ll first endure hours of anticipation.
…. Or we could just do it Mussolini style
Maybe fill several cars with the DOGE team and see which can jump the grand canyon.
Yea let’s see the live stream firing squad of the orange one and his playboy.
Shit, I’d buy that pay-per-view