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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 16 小时前

What candy bar best describes your sex life?

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What candy bar best describes your sex life?

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 16 小时前
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    deleted by creator

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      Didn’t expect to see this on Lemmy. I actively have a bag of these on my desk.

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    Imagination.

    It’s a candybar that doesn’t exist.

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    I had gone through a couple of bars before I realised it was ChocoLONELY.

    Very good chocolate though.

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      ChocoLONELY

      Holy shit, TIL. Their everything bar is excellent.

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    Caramac

    [ discontinued in 2023 ]

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    Snickers

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    A Toblerone bar

    It’s pretty good, but as time goes on there’s less and less.

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      Ribbed - for her pleasure.

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    Ritter Sport XXL - Extra Dick!

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      Oh come on, that has to be intentional/ a gag.

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        Lived in Germany for a minute and fell in love with these. They were a limited time thing unfortunately; I’d bet the marketing department finally caught on to the obvious.

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        Probably just Danish or something.

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          German, actually. Dick here means thick or fat as in size.

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          Oh those Danes.

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    Oh, god I just hope nobody puts Kinder. 😳

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      Ohhhhh yeah.

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    Excellence.

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    Candy bars and sex reminds me of a comic, maybe it was Mad. Silly rabbit, Twix are for hookers.

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