TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agoStay fresh, cheese bags...✌🏻lemmy.todayimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1427arrow-down16
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minus-squareLouNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-219 hours agoDude… I think your mom is just 3 crows in a trenchcoat… But don’t worry, I have 1½ stones to deal with that.
minus-squareInputZero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoI know that’s a joke, but I’ma D&D it. You always round down so you only get one stone but the crows are exhausted from carrying that much cheese so you get advantage on your one throw. DC 17 to make.
Dude… I think your mom is just 3 crows in a trenchcoat…
But don’t worry, I have 1½ stones to deal with that.
I know that’s a joke, but I’ma D&D it. You always round down so you only get one stone but the crows are exhausted from carrying that much cheese so you get advantage on your one throw. DC 17 to make.