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minus-squareDonkeyStar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 hours agoWatching an episode of The X-Files about a zoo earlier today. “Aww, the elephant wants to be friends with the truck! Aww, the puma wants to be frie- I’d be very dead if I were allowed to interact with dangerous animals.”
minus-squarecrenquis@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 hours agoI always tell the wife that if they ever find my body mauled by a mountain lion, she’ll know my last words were “who’s a pretty kitty?”
minus-squarerain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 hours agopumas meow, that’s how they would lure you
Watching an episode of The X-Files about a zoo earlier today. “Aww, the elephant wants to be friends with the truck! Aww, the puma wants to be frie- I’d be very dead if I were allowed to interact with dangerous animals.”
I always tell the wife that if they ever find my body mauled by a mountain lion, she’ll know my last words were “who’s a pretty kitty?”
pumas meow, that’s how they would lure you