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A tsarrible idea

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A tsarrible idea

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Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml ·
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Cross-posted from:
https://lemmy.world/post/1076832

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  • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social
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    His family got rich of the vodka since they basically had the monopoly on the vodka trade, they earned a shit ton of money of Russian state liquor. And by keeping the populace in a constant drunk state it made sure they stayed in power. Kinda ironic that his alcohol ban probably started political unrest and eventually the fall of the empire.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      And by keeping the populace in a constant drunk state it made sure they stayed in power.

      It’s a good thing we don’t do that anymore.

      Sarcasm, I’m being sarcastic everyone

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        Ah yes, all Russians are brainwashed

        - a brainwashed subject of Western genocidal dictatorships with a democracy mask

    • mibo80@lemm.ee
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      But even after the fall the ban was kept in place.

  • TOR-anon1@lemmy.world
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    I melted my plastic shower curtains in the dryer.

    What’s worse?

    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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      You both have a lot to think about

    • Kiosade@lemmy.ca
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      How… did they even end up anywhere near the laundry machines in the first place?

      • TOR-anon1@lemmy.world
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        I though it was fine.

        It wasn’t…

        • 9point6@lemmy.world
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          Was this your biggest mistake? Or…?

          • kase@lemmy.world
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            Legend has it they put their cat in the washing machine :(

            • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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              No no no, that was their dog who did that.

              • kase@lemmy.world
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                🙀

          • TOR-anon1@lemmy.world
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            I tried to power a PS3 controller with raw power from a cut outlet cord to USB.

            A pop was heard.

        • motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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          What other big ideas have you had 😏

          • TOR-anon1@lemmy.world
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            I powered a PS5 controller with a US outlet cord joined to USB.

            You could hear a loud pop.

            • 15liam20@lemmy.world
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              I… There’s… I…

    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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        Why isn’t it intuitive that a device designed to evaporate water quickly gets hotter than the boiling point of water

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          • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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            But when it doesn’t it takes a long ass time to dry, else we’d just line fry instead

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              • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca
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                And you’re forgetting that water needs huge amounts of heat to evaporate. The heat capacity of plastic is rather small in comparison, so a machine capable of quickly vaporizing water also has the power to melt crappy thin plastic.

                Modern dryers usually have a safety thermostat, but lint buildup is still a big fire hazard, so there are obviously temperatures in significant excess of boiling here.

            • TALL421@lemmy.one
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              Wait, I understand cleaning your shower curtains but why would you even bother to dry them?

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    • Fridgeratr@lemmy.world
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      Ok that broken wrench wine glass one is super clever

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    Yeah, vodka has such a long and rich history of good deeds in Russia. What a fool this fella is

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      I mean, unhealthy food is harmful too. Doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to try to ban it.

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        I disagree. Things should be “banable.”

        for example:

        • Lead in the water supply
        • Burning fossil fuels
        • Pre-rolled cigarettes
        • Vodka
        • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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          So we have different opinions; that’s cool!

          I disagree but I hope you have a wonderful day.

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            Cheers! May today be your best one yet :)

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    There was a president who tried to ban bikinis in Brazil

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      and this is why we’ll never be able to ban guns in America

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    Wasn’t it Lenin who banned vodka, then Stalin started a state run vodka company after he took over? Or did Lenin just reinforce the ban?

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      the royal family owned all the vodka companies/manufacturing before the revolution. it’s always been a tool to fill state coffers

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      Tsar Nicholas ordered prohibition in 1914. RSFSR retained it after revolution until it was abolished in 1925.

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    Well, he was inbred so it’s almost understandable

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      It’s not like Prince Philip tried to ban tea in England. He was probably as inbred as they come and all he did was say a bunch of racist shit and then take a couple steps out of the limelight while gradually becoming half vampire half zombie

      Not exactly a role model, but still…

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        He’s only 37 years old in that picture.

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        He also didn’t have the advantage of being an absolute monarch who was able to do things like ban tea, so there’s that.

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          True, but he could still have SUGGESTED it if he had been crazy enough 🤷

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    Could you imagine the power of a sober Russia? It would be amazing. I once hung out with some Russians on the Chinese border, I had to quit drinking after a third of a fifth. They had 2 each, maybe more, was hard to function on that much vodka.

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      I drank with Russians in Korea. The beer bottles and vodka bottles were the same size, say 300 or 350ml.

      I drank beer. They drank vodka.

      For every bottle of beer I drank, they each drank a bottle of vodka.

      They drank me under the table.

      They did have that delightful yellow skin tone.

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    Close in second: The guy who tried to ban alcohol in America

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    Which Tsar is this?

    • surge_1@lemmy.world
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      The last one

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        I wonder why 🤔

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          Because there were none after him /j

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    Tsar Peter I taxed all men who wore beards.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_tax

    Tsars were weird.

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