• goat@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago

        hey god, while you’re inside my asshole, can you check on my hemorrhoids? railwork is hardwork.

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          1 year ago

          Ironically I have a railroad-like icon beside anyone who uses sh.itjust.works. I hadn’t even noticed the similarity between it and a railroad. It is fate. You have, while sitting on the railroads, accidentally gotten them right up there. The solution is to swallow some train wheels so they can get attached to your poop and they will come out rolling right through the railroad. This will lessen the effort on your sphincter and make your bathroom rotations much smoother. And we’re on “shit just works”, maybe your shit can also get to work on the railroad by becoming a train. I also happen to know @Shit. I told him before that he just works. Fuck, we got the full thing going on.