OP: “Ohhhh, east? I thought you said weast.”
That’s west Patrick.
In the UK we put pubs on most corners just to make directions easier.
Left at the Dog and Duck, go past the Swan and Tomato, and it’s first on the right after the Nonce and Swallow.
That’s pretty much how they navigate in Ulaanbataar, Mongolia. There are technically streets and building numbers… somewhere in the utility bills. But people instead use logos on buildings to navigate, which are abundant and prominent because who wouldn’t want an entire street be referred by their brand name.
Imagine not knowing your bearings at all times…
Also imagine not looking like a sailor…
Right?!? When I give directions I do both. Eg. turn left(north) on the 887. Far too many people have gotten lost trying to find my place. It’s 3 turns at well labelled intersections.
Right?!?
I think you mean “starboard?!?”
My youngest have red and green hats. They also have assigned seating when sitting in the double stroller.
Makes no difference really, everyone stops listening after the 2 instruction anyway.
Peoples modern inability to read a map or know basic directions never ceases to amaze me
Considering your name, I’m assuming you’re a pretty accomplished space explorer. How do directions work in space?
We use the ship’s computer to give a heading in 360 degrees, or in relation to another object like a ship/planet/fixed destination.
But between you and me, some days I just phone it in and say “left” or “right” and leave it to Data to figure out. It’s honestly the main reason I keep an android on the bridge.
Secret’s safe with me cap
“left” or “right”
Wait, wait, wait, wouldn’t it be Portside and Starboard?
looks at you suspiciously
Edit: also, Android navigation > Apple Maps, confirmed by famed space explorer Jean-Luc Picard:
“it’s the main reason I keep an android on the bridge” - Captain Picard
That is normal in the Guugu Yimithirr language of aboriginal Australians.
They don’t have egocentric directions like left/right, but express everything in cardinal directions.
It’s pretty easy to figure out which way is which and using cardinal directions can result in less ambiguous/confusing instructions, I think more people should use them.
I intentionally have north is always up on my map app. It is easier to recognize cardinal directions while doing terrain association, and it makes passengers upset.
I clued into this many years ago and my sense of direction has been massively upgraded ever since. I always have a mental image of the Google Maps (facing North) of a place, even when I’m visiting a new place. As a result, it is much faster for me to plot new places in my mental map. Definitely a skill worth developing!
I also do this and am also ostracized and condemned by passengers for my behavior. Worth it.
You have converted me
I mean, you literally have a compass in your pocket. And a GPS. And a calculator despite what your teacher claimed.
But then you realize their north is not the same as physical north, like Montreal, where west/east follows the river instead or real cardinal points.
So if you ask directions in Montreal and someone tells you to go north, it means to go NW. And if you’re told to go east, you have to NE. It’s easy once in the city because the grid follows that “convention” but you always have to be aware of that detail. We just like to add a layer of complexity.
One quirk of common Montreal parlance is that directions (north, south, east, and west) along the street grid are sharply skewed relative to the actual compass directions. The St. Lawrence River is taken as flowing west to east (even though it flows north or northeast past the island), so that directions along streets parallel to the river are referred to as “west” and “east,” and those along streets perpendicular to the river, “north” and “south.” In much of Montreal, “north” is actually northwest, and in some areas such as Verdun and Pointe-aux-Trembles it is actually due west.
I cannot navigate by right and left, they change depending on which way you are facing. Have messed this up more times than I want to admit on one way roads. Also can’t read maps unless I stand facing north. The cell phone orienting the map so that the way I am facing is up on the screen has been life changing for me.
East, West, North and South, they stay put while I move around in them. Left and Right I can do but have to think about it. Every dance instructor or yoga teacher I’ve had had given up and started giving directions like “toward the mirror”, “toward the door”, “toward the street”.
I usually use countries location to remember what they mean. The USA is a western country and China is an eastern country. West is left and east is right. Easy.
Rolls eyes in islander
Look at the big dipper. The two stars furthest from the pan handle part point to the north star. Or just look for the sun at mid-day.
If you can’t take the time to memorize the 4 cardinal directions that have been the basis for navigation for thousands of years, then idk what to tell you.
Memorisation isn’t the issue. I know their names and their relation to each other.
But unlike some birds I don’t simply see where North is.
I can make a rough estimate based on the position of the sun, if conditions allow.
But if I’m in the subway tunnels or just emerged I might as well spin in a circle and appoint a random direction North. It’s certainly not an intuition as it seems to be for some people.Can’t you kind of internally map what you know with where you are? You said subway, so I’m thinking NYC. So let’s say you get out at the Financial district. You know the Hudsen River runs north and south and is West of Brooklyn, so you can put the river on your left and establish that you’re facing North. If you can’t see the river, maybe you can see the One World Observatory, and you know that it’s near the river. I can kind of just feel that the river is over there. From there it should be fairly intuitive to retain north as you move around the city. I seem to do all of this at a subconscious level, so maybe it’s like you said and it’s intuitive for some people and others. But once I can establish one direction, I can retain my internal map and compass as I move around.
If I’m asking directions I’m probably not somewhere where I have a good sense of what’s north based on local knowledge. Yeah, I can probably find North here in my home town… But I wouldn’t know any of that about New York.
I’m normally against body shaming, but I make an exception against people who have malfunctioning internal compasses.
Rude
Hey, it’s a skill that can be learned
So is weight management
But what about my big bones??
Or my big boner?
