Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 年前If you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit?message-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down110
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareIf you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square50fedilink
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up85arrow-down3·2 年前You don’t understand. I touched my peepee. I deserve this.
minus-squareGigan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·2 年前I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I’m going to heaven. This is fair.
minus-squareCrayonRosary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down2·2 年前I’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·2 年前I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!
minus-squareSonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 年前Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 年前Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.
minus-squareSonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins
You don’t understand. I touched my peepee. I deserve this.
I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I’m going to heaven. This is fair.
I’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.
I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!
Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end
Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.
Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins
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