Call me whatever, I am feeling sad for him tbh :(
Hi, Whatever, I’m dad.
There was a duck at a local park that got shot by a “toy” crossbow and was walking around for a day or two slowly bleeding before someone took it to the local wildlife rescue.
I don’t understand why some people just feel the need to do things like this.
Unless the gator popped up and surprised someone having a picnic, then I understand the stab, but I still feel bad it’s just going around as a knife-based unicorn.
I saw a duck at a park once with an arrow (like, a hunting arrow rather than a toy) stuck in it. I tried to catch it to see if I could remove it; probably best that I couldn’t since those barbed arrows do more damage coming out than going in. The duck really didn’t seem bothered by it, but it was probably just trying to put on a good face.
It’s never a good idea to pull out a stabbing object, for the reason you mentioned, and the parts inside might be stemming blood flow. Even if you cut the arrow to pull it through neatly it wouldn’t make a difference unless you were at a vet clinic that specializes in birds.
Duck face.
Call me whatever
But I’m calling the alligator Knifey.
I can’t handle this.
“Who’s throwing handles!?”
Tried to think of something witty, but this just sucks.
Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom
Strange Alligator should be a Sade song.
Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not some farcical aquatic ceremony!”
Look, if I proclaimed myself emperor, just because some moistened croc threw a sword at me, they’d put me away!
Florida Republicans who have all the power: Help! I’m being repressed!
a lemmy post of a reddit post of a screengrab of a tweet.
A big repost sandwich to start the year!
Amamamamam…
Link aggregating site users perpetually surprised by aggregated links while feeling superior.
More news at 11.
How sad :(
Calling @Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
He will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It’s your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world!!!
Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!
You’re not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?
The king part is more aspirational, that’s why I need the sword.
Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!
My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?
I am here for this epic quest, future king!
Screw pulling it out. I want to know how it got there.
From the last person it ate…
Do you though?
GTA 6 easter egg incoming
It’s the light dragon. It’s Princess Zelda!
The terrible quality of this picture almost looks like a helicopter with some silhouetting
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