𝐘Ⓞz҉@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years agoWhy are UFOs only seen in the US?message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down134
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1message-squareWhy are UFOs only seen in the US?𝐘Ⓞz҉@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareCall me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoThey’re not really. In fact, UFO sightings are more evenly distributed across the world than tornado sightings. Real question is, why are there no UFO’s ever seen from Disneyworld? Quite generous of UFO’s to respect designated no-fly zones.
minus-squareFollowupquestion@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years ago Real question is, why are there no UFO’s ever seen from Disneyworld? Quite generous of UFO’s to respect designated no-fly zones. They’re painted “Go Away Green”, so while the UFOs are probing Clara, visitors are focused on finding Hidden Mickeys.
They’re not really. In fact, UFO sightings are more evenly distributed across the world than tornado sightings.
Real question is, why are there no UFO’s ever seen from Disneyworld? Quite generous of UFO’s to respect designated no-fly zones.
Even aliens are afraid of The Mouse.
They’re painted “Go Away Green”, so while the UFOs are probing Clara, visitors are focused on finding Hidden Mickeys.