• Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
    201·
    8 months ago

    I like to go on Lemmy first thing in the morning, only to get flash banged before my eyes could adjust to the light.

    • 7heo@lemmy.ml
      8·
      8 months ago

      Yeah, that one hurts actually. Like, they lowered the bar so we would feel proud for anything, no matter how trivial. And yet, the bar was still too high. 😐

  • GluWu@lemm.ee
    10·
    8 months ago

    I saw this earlier while I was still in bed. So I got up and went out. To get beer.

  • Master@lemm.eeEnglish
    5·
    8 months ago

    Set my alarm for 5am to go into work on Saturday to try to finish my project. Rolled out of bed at 6:20 really not wanting to getmup to work on this fucking thing on Saturday. Open lemmy and this was the first post i clicked randomly lol.

    Thanks its exactly what i needed to see this morning. I would have also accepted one with the caption “Today’s not the day, go back to bed!”

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
      4·
      8 months ago

      I get up each morning and dust off my wits
      Open the paper and read the obits
      If I’m not there, I know I’m not dead
      So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed

  • SexWithDogs@infosec.pub
    410·
    8 months ago

    Why do you have a pattern of uploading in bursts of posts all within a single minute of each other then going quiet for several hours?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
      251·
      8 months ago

      Because as much as I post across Lemmy, I’m not continuously on all day. I usually post a handful of things whenever I think about it (usually the morning), then catch up on comments later throughout the day.

    • li10@feddit.ukEnglish
      221·
      8 months ago

      Lemmy user can’t comprehend why someone isn’t terminally online

      • SexWithDogs@infosec.pub
        28·
        8 months ago

        It just seemed like bot behavior to me that someone would make so many posts so fast is all, but I guess “terminally online” is one way to describe a disabled person.

        Maybe you can understand how always having a lot of content primed and ready to go and already having a plan of where to post it so that it can be done quickly seems like a “terminally online” thing from my perspective. It seems like an excessive effort to me for a human to post that much content daily with such a time crunch. In order to repost content in the first place, a human user would also have to be active on multiple social media sites, so maybe “internet addict” would be a better descritpion.