

Don’t look into the laser with remaining eye.
Don’t look into the laser with remaining eye.
Aha. That’s because they all play go!
Right?
That’s why we invented the ISS. Little known fact.
Then she and her husband would be dead I suppose.
Huzzah for Kazumara, our local office software hero!
I do the same. I get unreasonably annoyed by the horrible translations. I’d rather just have the original bad English.
I remember when IBM translated hard disks as “rigid disks” in French for some reason, in defiance of the established usage.
Asbestos is a great way to prevent the glue on your pizza from catching on fire !
Well, Palestinians are free to visit Maldives whenever they like and even get a complimentary souvenir magnet. Better?
I’m not sure what you expect tiny countries to even do apart from symbolic gestures.
The US not having such a consumer friendly system is really unfortunate, but not surprising.
Well, they’re consumer friendly, so of course the US won’t have them.
I’m going to save so much money by not going to the US to buy one of those… I wonder what I’ll do with all that wealth.
For all we know she might actually have those.
They’re not oils or they’d all have died after a few puffs.
It’s the same here. When someone tests positive they’re brought back to the station to a machine that’s actually calibrated and can be used as evidence (sometimes it’s in the back of the van if they’re doing a lot of testing, but it’s not carried in a car).
Why is the police only allowed to shoot kids nowadays? What has America become? Where’s the freedom?
Apparently, what armed protests get you is gun control. Which isn’t too bad I guess.
I don’t drive often, living in a city and therefore not owning a car. But when I drive in the countryside, I use my blinkers whether there’s someone around or not. Just like I stop at red lights whether there’s someone else or not, etc. I just do what’s supposed to be done. Not having to wonder if there are others is one less thing to thing about.
I’m still waiting for the release of 100% A1 written software.
(Spoiler: when it comes, it will have been heavily edited by meat popsicles).
From that little image, they’re happy it takes a tenth of a fucking second to check if a list is empty?
What kind of dorito chip is that code even running on?
That depends a lot on when they started.
When I first installed a distribution where the base system only came with nano instead of standard editors, I was very confused (and very disappointed that this whas what they’d come up with as a “friendly” interface).