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arrow-up1537arrow-down1external-linkFlorida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meatwww.foodandwine.comzarkanian@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 3 years agomessage-square117fedilink
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down1·3 years agoIt cuts into the meat industry’s profits and is primarily desired by liberals
minus-squarevividspecter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·3 years agoNot destroying the planet and killing sentient beings is “woke”, so they have to oppose it.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·3 years agoOne bite and, bam, your transmexican.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·3 years agoIts an affront in the eyes of republijesus.
minus-squarePaddzr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 years agoGot to remember that one… It’ll come in handy for years to come!
minus-squareSeaJ@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down2·3 years agoBecause they are free market Republicans. /s
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 years ago“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known: If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted. Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions. Let it be law. “
minus-squareCosmicomical@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 years agoBecause they need to keep the kill count high otherwise some other demon will surpass them.
minus-squareolympicyes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down7·3 years agoIn fairness to them it’s not meat. Don’t ban it just label it appropriately, like sparkling protein.
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It cuts into the meat industry’s profits and is primarily desired by liberals
Not destroying the planet and killing sentient beings is “woke”, so they have to oppose it.
One bite and, bam, your transmexican.
What’s wrong with my transmexican?
Its an affront in the eyes of republijesus.
Got to remember that one… It’ll come in handy for years to come!
Because they are free market Republicans. /s
“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known:
If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted.
Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions.
Let it be law. “
Because they need to keep the kill count high otherwise some other demon will surpass them.
In fairness to them it’s not meat. Don’t ban it just label it appropriately, like sparkling protein.
It is literally meat though.
How is it not meat?