I can already summon rain, so I’m set. And despite part of my job literally being a graphic designer, I kind of suck at art with traditional media. So I’ll take the art.
All I have to do to make rain is show up somewhere with camping equipment. I have about an 80% success rate, and as a consequence a very comprehensive clothing and equipment loadout for dealing with wet.
No joke, I once cured a drought in Wyoming back in, like, 2012. I rocked up with my homies in Dubois, WY outside of Shoshone and we stopped at a little diner there. The waitress was bellyaching about the dry spell they’d been having and we told her not to worry, we’d go up the mountain and pitch our tents and it’ll rain, guaranteed. She laughed. She didn’t believe us. So we did, and it immediately rained for 3 days solid. It started to tail off just as we were leaving.
We stopped by that diner again on our way out, and I stuck my head in the door just to say, “You’re welcome.”
I would control rain, but i would try really hard to not tell anyone.
Chris? Is that you?
+1 for the reference. Such a funny little interlude in the books.
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Respect!
I already cannot art.
So if I have to choose between a talent billions of others already have (and cannot make a living on), or a talent literally nobody has, which could save countless lives and entire ecosystems…
Yeah, not even a question. Rain.
Bit of a silly question, isn’t it? With the ability to create rain you could end global hunger and stop climate change.
Behold, the Sahara Jungle!
Well anyone can create art, so probably the rain
But that’s impossible.
Did you make this post just to say that? -.-
No. Jeez, think about it for 2 seconds.
If you summoned rain you’d be ruined forever. Exit consensual reality. Goodbye certainty about all that. You are now one of the crazies. Alone.
Even if it’s real, it’s scary.
You are losing your position as one of the sane adults. All of the knowledge you were fed all through your life is a little bit like poison now.
You just broke your world.
what
It needed breaking anyway. Let’s make some rainbows.
Do you think maybe you need to go sit down for a bit?
I feel like you’re asking me would I give up the ability to make art in order to gain the ability to make rain.
Yes. Yes I would. I would be sad but saving lives would be worth it. I can think of dozens of drought regions that desperately need rain.
This was my thought process as well.
I did consider whether making good art could help fund other global issues, but I think there’s too many variables. Whereas being able to make it rain would have an arguably more immediate impact.
Can we also control when to turn it off? xD
Can we also control when to turn it off?
That’s a good point! This could be some real monkey’s paw stuff. Or if it has knock-on effects to global weather patterns.
Just make it rain over part of the Sahara. Even if it never turns off, you’re still fine
I have a feeling it’d be a monkeys paw of sorts. Summoning rain would fuck up some part of an ecosystem.
if i get to make it rain, you guys better start building that ark ASAP
Can you make it stop raining as well?
One miracle at a time please.
I can already make rain, in small amounts. First I drink water, then I get very upset and douse myself and anything just beneath me in a somber rain.
I can also make art too! O–[—< see? Look at the Lil guy!
FR though, I do love downpours and heavy rain, such beautiful and peaceful weather so I’d love to be able to have that whenever
Is making art with the rain an option?
Sand darkens when wet so that could make a cool canvas, theoretically.
You could also play with that “wall of rain” effect you sometimes see when you are just outside of a heavy rain area.
Alternatively, just make “social commentary” like a torrential downpour on the financial district. Sometimes art is just revenge.
I don’t really understand art. So creating it, if I didn’t also receive the ability to appreciate it, would be dumb. I guess I’d go for rain, and then just go to drought areas around the world.
I do art already but Summer months with fire season, rain.
Create art.
Gonna make Alanis Morissette proud
Only if the rain magically creates the water otherwise I’d probably screw up some weather patterns and would be responsible for horrible famines or devastating floodings or whatnot.
